Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Thank You VERY Much

I'm feeling like this week requires some venting and the best way
to do that without seeming to snippy



Without any sarcasm THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Kmama at The Daily Dribbles for hosting TYVM

To the cashier at Dunkin Donuts for offering a dozen donuts on sale in lieu of a twisted bagel that she was out of. I really did not need 10 donuts for me to eat after the kids each consumed one. Thank you very much!

To the other patron at Walmart who made me wait for what seemed like forever to grab an item of soap. Why is when you're waiting for some one to finish deciding what they want that they take that much longer? It drives me nuts! Thank you very much you rude person for making me get a little more angry while shopping at Walmart.

To the third and final 13x9 cake that I made. Thank you very much fro falling apart and forcing me to buy a cake for Little E's birthday.

To my selfish, dimwitted BIL who showed up two hours late to my son's birthday party then called MY cell phone during the gifts to complain to my husband that the park was FULL and the park rangers wouldn't let him in. Thank you very much for being such an ass and pissing me off.

Thank you to the church teenage drama queen for making us look like a bunch of monkeys effing a football at the closing of VBS Monday night when you yelled QUIET!!! to the kids to get their attention. Yeah that looked very Christ-like in front of the parents. Thank you very much.

To my DVR cable box that decides to malfunction every morning requiring me to reset it before watching any tv. Thank you very much for making me wait. Just give me one more week to replace you so I can watch everything on your hard drive.

To my "friends", when I text you or leave you a voicemail, the least you can do is respond or call back. Thank you very much for ignoring me because I know your phones are ALWAYS on.

To my friends who invite us to dinner to celebrate your birthday. The least you could do would be to acknowledge that we showed up and thank us for coming and dragging the kids out on a weeknight, after hurrying to get there after work. Thank you very much, take a hint!