Friday, February 25, 2011

Red Writing Hood

This week I am participating in the Red Dress Club's
Red Writing Hood Friday prompt.
"So this week, we're asking you to let yourself go and get in touch with your funny.

The prompt is based on one from Absolute Write.
We want you to imagine you've just had a fight with a friend, a co-worker, husband, significant other, child - you get the picture. You're mad. It's time for revenge.

What would you sell? "

I am selling a large 4ft x 4ft box of man's toys.
In this box you will get everything you need to run Radio Control
cars, trucks, helicopters and airplanes. One large orange airplane,
one helicopter and one RC truck come in the box.
I can't name half of what is in the box but I know that you will
get your money's worth because right now this box of loot is
Selling this box of goodies is going to break my husband's heart
and I could give a damn.
He broke my heart for the last time and I'm selling his favorite
past time toys. If the jerk hadn't taken his Apple MacBook with him
I would've sold you that sucker for one dollar! Just to piss in his wheaties!

I've listed a few photos to give you an idea of what
you will be getting when you bid or buy the listed item.
Please when you call me I will have to make sure that
you take all of the items in the box. I want EVERYTHING
gone so when when my husband comes to get his belongings
he finds that his toys are no more.
Thanks for looking !


amygrew said...

I am sure he was happy to have all of his things thrown in a box too :) Good call!

I will not be taking you up on your offer though bc then I will NEVER see my husband...

Oh wait...

We 2 Bees said...

That is funny! He will be so sad! ;) What a funny idea!

Nancy C said...

I'm not buying it. The last thing I need in my house is more electronic stuff to distract my husband.

Funny. What is it when men and toys? They never grow up.

Says the woman playing on her computer.

Karen Peterson said...

Boys and their toys.

There seem to be a lot of pissed off wives today!

Home In The Hollow said...

Too bad he took the laptop! Men are just little boys all their lives and you hit the nail on the head!...:)JP

Cheryl said...

I wonder if my husband's xbox would fit in that box..

Sherri said...

Hell hath no fury.....

Yippy Momma said...

Once upon a time, my brother and I loved to building those cars to race them. No more space! TRDC

Sandi a::k::a KnitMyRhino said...

Love it. Awesome job!

Anonymous said...

The toys! I swear...I may buy books and shoes, but at least there's a purpose behind them. The toys just sit and collect dust. Or worse, take of their lives. :)

MrsJenB said...

Sometimes I read blogs just to remind myself that I'm not the only one suffering the wrath of a boy and his toys. Thanks for the reminder today ;-)

Brandon Duncan said...

Ouch! This sounds pretty realistic! eek!