I need a Bigger Battery

I found this over at Mommy Loves Stilettos if you haven't been over there, then you need to go check her out! Like yesterday!! I checked out her girl who wrote it and went as far back at The Water Witch's Daughter. This went quite far back! So if you're reading this and feeling frisky, consider yourself tagged.



1. I’ve come to realize that my chest-size…can resemble post baby curves and voluptuous look again.

2. I’ve come to realize that my job….is endearing, rewarding, life changing and more words than I describe in one paragraph.

3. I’ve come to realize that when I’m driving…that idiot drivers seem to always get in my way.

4. I’ve come to realize that I need…quiet time to myself for reflection.

5. I’ve come to realize that I have lost…my short term memory.

6. I’ve come to realize that I hate.... hypocrites.

7. I’ve come to realize that if I’m drunk…I'm going to have a headache the next morning and I'll still have to get up with the kids at 6:30am.

8. I’ve come to realize that money….is not the secret to success.

9. I’ve come to realize that certain people…will never change and you can do nothing about it but watch them self destruct.

10. I’ve come to realize that I’ll always…love my children no matter what mistakes they make or if they break my heart along the way.

11. I’ve come to realize that my sibling(s)…must be accepted for who they are.

12. I’ve come to realize that my mom…will never understand me.

13. I’ve come to realize that my cell phone…needs a bigger battery.

14. I’ve come to realize that when I woke up this morning…that I wished it was not Thursday.

15. I’ve come to realize that my first love is…for furry animals.

16. I’ve come to realize that right now I am thinking about…going to bed because again I have to get up early and it's summer time.

17. I’ve come to realize that my dad…is a good man deep down and my mother has suppressed his great side.

18. I’ve come to realize that when I get on Facebook…that it needs to be quick and painless and get out again.

19. I’ve come to realize that today…that I will never, ever, ever sign up to do Vacation Bible School with my mother again. Mark my words.

20. I’ve come to realize that my best friend(s)…are the backbones of my daily living.

21. I’ve come to realize that my spouse…is my rock.

22. I’ve come to realize that I really want to…finish reading the Twilight series because I've had all 4 books for about a year now.

23. I’ve come to realize that life…is what you make of it.

24. I’ve come to realize that this weekend…is going to be busy, but I will not stress out. I want to enjoy it and go with the flow.

25. I’ve come to realize that next weekend…I will be chilling out and not running around crazy anywhere!

26.I’ve come to realize that my children…have their own dreams in life, and it is not my right to try to choose their way.

27. I’ve come to realize that when life gives you lemons….make sweet tea and squeeze the lemons in! Take it easy, sit back and relax!