Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday a blog carnival created by McKMama. You can head over to her blog and read what she and everyone else has not been doing this week. I'll start with mine.

I did not leave the duty of bathing kids to my husband for three nights in a row this past week. I would never have him take care of our children that many nights in a row. Not me!

I did not pick up Subway subs for dinner on Friday night instead of going home and cooking my family a three course meal. I would never forgo home cooking for convenience. Nope not me!

I did not skip going to the gym on Saturday after work because I "just didn't feel like it". I am always motivated and do things even though I don't want to. Not me!

I did not try to bribe my son to go poopoo on the toilet with the promise of taking a shower. (showering is his new thing, instead of a bath) I would never use bribery, not this mom! Nope!

I did not throw away my lunch and pack up my childrens lunches when Little E almost pooed in his underwear while at the mall. I would never waste food in an attempt to divert an underwear "accident". No way, not me!!

I did not tell my daughter that she couldn't wear her brand new shoes to a dinner Sunday night at a friends house. Then when she realized that her brother would be wearing his ( he fell asleep in his at nap) I did not feel bad and give in to her request. I would never break down and give in. Nope, not me!

Lastly....
I did not go shopping at Target four different days this past week before work at 8:15 am for no reason and randomly buy things like new bedsheets, towels, greeting cards, chewing gum and Easter clothes. Nope, Not Me!!!