Read the Sign

To the people who don't read at the gym,

Rules are posted for a reason. I realize that if the staff at the gym don't bring it to your attention, you obviously think it's okay. I believe that you are rude and should NOT talk on your phone while using the machines. Take your conversation to the locker room. Yes, it is funny to try to read your lips while I work out on my machine if you're across the room. But I would appreciate you not talking about your boyfriend or what he does for the 25 minutes I ride my bicycle.
To the girl who decided that she would just do 6 zones on the 30 minute express workout. If you want to do the leg press, calf curl and thigh machine then go use them on the floor! Stick to the program sweetie. And to my favorite lady of the day! You really made me work harder and faster yesterday. When you jump out of order and steal my stepper again, I will have to go postal on you. I really concentrated on that red light/green light to make sure you didn't do it again. And to ALL you people who don't wipe down your machines, that is just gross! Do me favor and next time when you get your butt up off the vinyl seat, look down. Seat that wet, sweaty spot. Yes!! that spot. It's your germs, please do me a favor and wipe it off. I am so glad for hand sanitizer.
Sincerely,
Your fellow workout buddy